{"id":1879,"date":"2021-02-19T01:56:43","date_gmt":"2021-02-19T01:56:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgetsound.com\/thevault\/?page_id=1879"},"modified":"2021-03-10T08:23:30","modified_gmt":"2021-03-10T08:23:30","slug":"teenage-dream","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgetsound.com\/thevault\/?page_id=1879","title":{"rendered":"Teenage Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Dirty Magazine Girl ! By F.L. Buttercup II   <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I want to tell you a story about my teenage dream <\/strong>
But my teenage dream never really ended <\/strong>
Because I thought I was having a teenage dream and then I was about 45 years old. <\/strong>
And I thought everything was beautiful, and I liked the taste of everything And I was thinking to myself if this is really just a teenage dream does it really every have to end \u00a0 <\/strong>
I remember the first time I saw you while I was standing in the driveway next door and I said to myself I can\u2019t be this lucky, <\/strong>
I can\u2019t really have a super model or some sort of dirty magazine girl living so close to me yet, <\/strong>
all I have to do is look out my window and there she is Night after night<\/strong>
after night <\/strong>
after night <\/strong>
after night <\/strong>
after night <\/strong>
after night <\/strong>
after night <\/strong>
after night <\/strong>
after night <\/strong>
after night after \u2026.. <\/strong>
\u00a0 <\/strong>
I finally got up the courage and walked next door and knocked on the door and your Dad said, \u201cI just don\u2019t think you\u2019re the right kind of boy\u201d.\u00a0 Obviously, your Dad said, \u201cYou mean, Doris?\u201d And I said \u201cDoris, that\u2019s it\u2026.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s the girl I want to see\u201d. <\/strong>
\u201cWell let me go see if she is around.\u201d <\/strong>
\u201cAnd I said Doris\u2026Hi. I\u2019m your next door neighbor, I\u2019m Chuck.. <\/strong>
Would you like some milk? <\/strong>
You looked at me with a smile and said, \u201cwell why, why would I want your milk Chuck? <\/strong>
And I said because, It reminds me of you. It\u2019s delicious \u00a0 <\/strong>
And in my mind, I kept pouring milk all over you Again <\/strong>
And again <\/strong>
And again <\/strong>
And again <\/strong>
And again <\/strong>
And again <\/strong>
And again <\/strong>
\u00a0 <\/strong>
I think it was that first night that we went out and I asked you if I could kiss you and you said yes. <\/strong>
And when we got close you put your tounge so far into my mouth <\/strong>
I thought that my sunglasses were going to fall off the back of my head, <\/strong>
and it was right then I knew I loved you forever\u2026. <\/strong>

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 2021 \u00a9 <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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